Chinese Coverup

Chinese Hatchman Zombie Conspiracy

Hatchet Man

So far the Chinese have been able to cover up their Zombie outbreak but there have been leaks getting to the news media, and as fast as it gets out the government cuts the lines of communications.  Reports have been coming out of small villages.  8 such attacks in as little as a month, and all on children.  They are calling these attacks random and copycat killers, but what they are not saying is that it’s the work of Chinese Zombies.

My sources close to our government have told me that the Chinese Government has been working for sometime on re-animating humans in hopes of making a super soldier (Just like several other countries are doing but more on that later).  And it appears that the genie is out of the bottle.

So why children?  That’s easy, Zombies though brainless killing machines have taste and they like some parts of the body more then others.  Brains are one such body part that Zombies crave, another is flesh and if they had a choice it would be young flesh or to a Zombie it’s Veal.

But it’s not just these attacks that are pointing to a Zombie outbreak in China.  There have now been reports of people returning to their village after being reported dead for 10 years.  It’s just small articles, in the news, that never really make it to the front page.

Just search the internet.  The information is out there.  Little subtle news clips seemingly not related.  But as I have found for years now, it’s connected.  And it’s not just China.  Many countries are doing the same thing.

I would love to hear from someone in China, and better yet I would love to hear from someone in any of the villages that has been attacked.  But I wont, why you ask, the government has quarantined these villages and if they are smart they will burn them to the ground if they haven’t already.  “Nothing like the smell of Napalm in the morning.”

Mark my word.  It’s the beginning of the end as we know it.

2 Responses to “Chinese Coverup”

  • beno83:

    So, just to begin with, the password that was e-mailed to me from YOU came in as junk mail. Maybe you could write a conspiracy article about how the government is involved in that.

    But, more to the point. Nearly 3 years on from this topic and NO ONE has backed you up. Do you still honestly think that there is a zombie outbreak in China? Surely you’ve grown up and moved on with your life. Don’t try to tell me that I’ve been brainwashed either. I’m one of the most independant thinking people around. I hate watching/reading the news for all the bullshit they put on there, and i hate it when people try to tell me what to think. But this? Sorry if your articles are meant to be a play on society or something, with underlying humour. If that’s the case, then I’ve been had….. But I’m pretty sure you think the world will soon be overrun by zombies and ZOMG we are gonna have to raid army bases and take all their gunz and be awesome at this cause we’ve seen zombie moviez.

    Sorry, but that’s how you come across………..

  • I guess you never read my about page…

    Oh sure there will be a pandemic of some kind sooner or later, will it make the dead walk again, no. Could it be a form of rabies that makes people bite one another, maybe. But maybe, just maybe we will be hit by another meteor before then and it just wont matter. We don’t know what tomorrow will bring, hell the super volcano in yellow stone could go off and choke out the sun light and destroy all plants on the planet and throw us into an ice age. But till then I will report what I think is interesting rather it is true or not. Sorry I have no love for china.. Not the peoples fault but any rumors I can throw back that way is fine by me…

    Zombie Daemon

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